Oral Medications: The Pre-Game Crew Before we get to the injectables, let’s talk about the pills that set the stage.
| 💊 Medication | What It Does | Side Effects | Real Talk |
|---|---|---|---|
| Phentermine | Energy + appetite control | May spike BP | Not for the silver foxes or heart drama |
| Topiramate | Sleep + snack sabotage | Tingling, drowsy, metallic vibes | Kidney stones? Swipe left. |
| Naltrexone/Wellbutrin | Mood + craving control | Headache, nausea | Narcotics + seizures = nope |
| Metformin | Sugar cravings begone | Gas, bloating | Not cute, but effective |
| Orlistat | Fat blocker | Oily chaos | Bathroom roulette—brace yourself |
| Plenity | Stomach filler | Rare blockage | Available at myplenity.com |
| Vyvanse | Binge eating buster | BP risk | Not for the 65+ glam squad |
Watch: Oral Medication Overview
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